Pumpkin Song
Pumpkin songs are very rare
You never sing them ‘cos they never scare you
With their empty heads n’ empty stares
A candle glowing, showing
Something’s goin’ on upstairs
(BOO!)
I got you
Now you wonder -
Is he left or right or somewhere under?
There’s a shadow moving over yonder
So you must be careful where you wander
There are ghosts and witches at the door
Though they look shorter than they ever were
Oh hey that zombie sure looked awf’lly hyper
And that demon smelled like dirty diapers
Oh can I drop your hand your grip’s real tight and
Also kids with fangs are really frightnin’
Because All Hallow’s Eve is very fun
A little evil work is never done
The kids are beggin’ candy steada money
Wish you’d stayed inside ‘cos you’ve got none but
Trick or treat they scream and then they run
So you’re alone again, the damage done
So you sing this song the night is young, you’re singing
Pumpkin songs are very rare
You never sing them ‘cos they never scare you
With their empty heads n’ empty stares
A candle glowing, showing
Something’s goin’ on upstairs
(BOO!)